February 2012
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Someone order me a pizza. I’ll draw you a picture.
But i’m really bad at drawing.
I’m so fucking worthless
My penis has finally become what I always dreamed.
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I’m honestly scared one day I’ll sneeze when my stomach hurts and projectile vomit all over someone.
saucyblog asked: Most disgusting-sounding pairing of words you've ever heard. Go.
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I’m going insane
I can feeeeeeel it
I just hit my elbow on like 18 things in a row.
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Haiku!
I am the realist Reason is never absent “why?” is my power
I just started shaking really bad, I think I’m about to die.
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I am sad right now.
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Jammin with mah niggas tomorrow.
Your blog sucks. Want to jam tomorrow? -r2dicktron
Yeah I really do. My blog is awesome.
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Quote of the Day
“I’m so conceited. I’m going to get stoned and watch myself”
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I have so many horrible things to say.
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I try pretty hard sometimes, it sucks when someone ignores it completely.
oh well, that’s life?
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Against all moral obligations, I will not speak.
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This is where whales go to die, and space squids are born.
I can FEEL happiness
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I’ve always wanted a girl to sit on my face while another one sat on my dick. it’d be the sickest multitasking.
Maybe on day
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EXPLOSIONS OF HAPPINESS.
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Ive never seen my big brother sad before..
that was heartbreaking.
Why can’t everyone get along?
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“That sounds so lovely against my pussy pocketed red bleeding tonsils” Someone just said this to me, I can’t stop laughing.
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“I really wish I could crush my own brain.” Keaton Bland
“Quote of the Century, nominated by New York Times”
I can’t disagree with Times magazine.
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I really need to die
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